guacaholey:

when bae says they eat ass 

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Citando a rapther:

"Las rosas son rojas, las cosas son caras, no tengo dinero, sientate en mi cara"







vantastic-ass:

i am still pissed off over how many notes this shit got

vantastic-ass:

i am still pissed off over how many notes this shit got







throwing-lego:

officialunitedstates:

FACT OF THE DAY:  zebras’ stripes are not always black and white.  sometimes they are black and orange

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this is a giraffe




becuzbacon:

she is petrified and so am i










goatings:

justbriann:

It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol

it also labels the contents as “dihydrogen monoxide”, which is just “water” in chemistry terms.